monday monday

jobs i'd rather be doing:
litter picker (w/obligatory orange vest)
laundromat attendant
animal husbandry
corn shucker
"security" guard (read: watch tv & sleep)
plant sitter
absolutely anything that doesn't involve this gotdamned commute.

seriously.

it's 8am on a shiatty, cold, rainy Monday. We were delayed by a mile-long freight train, and now we're crawling. And i haven't even gotten to the city i work in, let alone gotten TO work.

Wahmbulance, plz.

k thx bye