McSame

Is it just me, or does everything that comes out of that guy's mouth make you squrim as well? He's so very disingenuous. "Drill baby Drill"? For REAL!?!? I just don't get it. The way to achieve independence from foreign oil (read: scary brown people who hate us) is NAWT to fuckin' just try to find MORE OIL on our own soil. JESUS CHRIST! I'm so far from a scientist it's not even funny, but OMG - the way to get off oil (which should just fuckin' HAPPEN already - not becuase I'm a commie pinko piece of shiat, but becuase it's fucking TIME already, WTF?!?!??!) is NOT to just find more oil. It's to (HELLOOOOOOOHHHH) develop technologies that a) achieve our objectives and b) do not use OIL, DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Do we still use the mighty, glorious IBM selectric? Sure, like 2 or 3 of us who write novels that we hope to someday sell, and we think it's fuckin' rad and old school and crazy to write a novel on an electric typewriter....But by and large, do I go to work and prepare patent applications, forms, etc. with a fuckin' typewriter? oh HELLLS NO!~!! (unless the power is out and I'm at work and something absolutely, positively has to get done and out - but you know, in 7 years of doing this crap, that has NEVER. Happened. Not. Once. (Course there was this one week where nothing worked - we were completely shut off from the electronic age by some virus, blah blah blah..)

Sorry - total ADD moment. Must eat now. Completely ready to fall asleep, haven't eaten today. Yargh.

(like, 15 seconds later)

Hi I'm back. John McCain ANNOYS THE SHIAT OUT OF ME. "My friends"? "Straight talk"??? Your vote for McCain is a vote AGAINST everything, ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING that this nation allegedly stands for. Your vote for McCain is a vote for a continuation of the ABJECT FAIL that embodies the entire "Bush" regime (in quote becuase there is NO WAY Bush was running anything - no fuckin' way).

Dear Lord, little baby jesus, 6 pounds, 4 ounces, in your golden fleece diaper, asleep in your manger....PLEASE SMITE THE DINOSAUR THAT IS THE GOP!

The GOP makes me utterly SICK because they have hijacked / co-opted the easiest pickin's on the FACE of the planet - the FUNDIES. There exists NO more maleable / promptable / coercible group than the fundies. These are people who share a mindset where they believe the fucking retarded garbage sent to them in forwarded emails. Girls should STFU and pump out babies and anyone who differs from this course is a dirty fucking heathen who is going to BURN IN HELL!!

They are the people who profess to be so much fucking holier than thou, and they just LOOOOOVES their Jeebus, but yet they despise the: gays / blacks / browns / chinks / gooks / homos / trannies / beige people / people other than the people that fellate their brand of Jeebus / muslims / queers / fags / (insert fuckin' hate-filled N word here - sorry, I have my fuckin' limits) / whores / crackies / lemmings / bevis / butthead / that (insert slang term for lesbian here) talk show host. THIS is why you nauseate me, McFAIL voters. And you know who you are. And I don't mean EVERY SINGLE PERSON who votes for McFail. I just mean YOU. You, who clings to your choice of diety, but picks and chooses what you believe / adhere to / live. You, who won't shut the FUCK UP about your Xtianity, already, but hates them fags / n*ggers / etc., and OMG those fuckin' BROWN PEOPLE with the turbans!! OH Holy SHIT are they sinners who will burn in hell!!! OH YES YES YEAS!!!!! Halleluiah!

It's abhorrent, what you do. It offends every functional axon / dendrite pair in my fucking BRAIN that you cannot see the hypocracy inherent in / imbued in your cult.

YuckkkkkK!!!!