American Eye-Dolls...OH GOD NO.

Oh god. It's Tatiana time. And most likely, my last post of the evening, because I'm fairly certain that after this horrible Berkley School of Muzak reject, I'm going to stroke out and not be able to aspirate AND type - I will have to make a terrible choice between oxygen and entertaining....myself. THE HORROR. I'm not even sure I can make it that long, till TWATIANA performs.....