Grace whatsherface: Aretha?!?!!?
Oh jesus, you suck already. That lipstick color is HORRIDIBLE. Oh white girl, you are NO ARETHA. Ungh. Wow, if you took Aretha and dunked her in a vat of Clorox, this might be what you ended up with.
Zzzzzz - BORRRRR INNNNNGGGGGGG. Bleh. Quick, someone fetch me some toast, soaked in milk. God. For reals?
Terrible. "omg, you like, sing SOOOOOOOO good!!! OMG OMG OMG!!". Whatever, white chick trying too hard / not hard enough....bleh. So fuckin' bland it's riduculous. And Randy - are you for real, bro? ORLY!?>!?!?!?
GROSS - these judges are fellating some serious teenage ARSE tonight. ADMIT IT. All these people have BLOWNETH thusfar. Bleh. Oh, "young tender age of 21". Are you farkin KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!
I need a Xanax at this point and Paula needs to come out and admit that she's a lesbian already, because really, hiding that shit, in this day and age, is FRAUDULENT.
OH jesus tapdancing christ, even Simon "likes" her. OMG they invoked Teh Kelley Clarkzson".
Ted Geezer danson!?!?!?!?!!?
more, after the jump.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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